Swordgasam 

When a person gains so much pleasure and joy by looking at, holding, using, and/or cleaning a sword. It's basically a mental explosion of love for swords and wanting to start a collection.

Oh my gosh, I just saw this beautifully detailed sword online and had a Swordgasam because of it.

I just received a sword in the mail that I ordered online, when I touched it for the first time I got a Swordgasam.

Swordgasam by WeirdlyObsessedGirl August 18, 2016

Swordgasm

the feeling that you get while fencing when you pull off an amazing move, amazing touch, or create sparks with your blade!! similar to an orgasm, but much, MUCH more exciting!!!!

At fencing practice today i had a total swordgasm when i made sparks!

Swordgasm by Im-a-Beast February 10, 2009

sworegasm 

Getting off to having just either used a "bad word", been formally titled at an election ceremony, or taken an oath.

I see all of these greedy uncaring doctors taking da Hippocritic Oath, and I just know dat dey are gonna have da biggest guffawing sworegasm afterwards!

sworegasm by QuacksO January 24, 2022