Swifty 

Where you jerk a guy off and then give him a Razer Naga.

Guy 1: Got Swifty'd by some dude the other day, now I can play WoW better with my new Razer Naga.

Swifty by Donderblitz December 28, 2014

Swifty 

A girl who is completely obsessed with country singer Taylor Swift. Usually a little bit lesbian towards her, and would give anything to meet her and be like her. Supports her 100% and loves her an unhealthy amount.

Shut up, I'm a swifty.

Swifty by lolIDEK October 25, 2010

Swifty 

One of the most awesome people on all of Youtube. He is awesome at video games, he is a role model to thousands of the people that subscribe to him. He has great friends and a good sense of humor. Overall, a great guy.

"Hey Will! Did you see Swifty's new 1 shot macro?" "Yea! He was able to crit that guy for 100k!"

Swifty by Jim Downey October 10, 2011

Swifty 

A remarkably amazing person, who is very very cool.

Look at her, she's definately a swifty cause she's hanging out with Mike

Swifty by Mike Groves December 17, 2008

swifty 

A single beer that is drank in between activities. Can develop into a session if the mood is right, and the drinkers have suitable kung fu money.

"Want to go down the Fishermans for a swifty?"
"Yeah yeah, you know"

swifty by Sharp-y August 27, 2005

Swifty 

Catching a blowie after a T-Swift concert from a middle aged abnormally obsessed Taylor Swift fan.

I got a “swifty” from that recently divorced mom after the Taylor Swift concert last night.

Swifty by Dwilliams212 May 29, 2023

Swifty 

The nickname of Matt Brown aka swiftkaratechop on youtube. The name is so popular that he has a question-and-answer video series titled, 'Ask Swifty'.

Swifty finally has a new 'Ask Swifty' up! Let's go watch it!

Swifty by bwaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha June 17, 2009