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belarus steam hammer

The act of making a vagina bleed by the means of excessive fisting.
bob: yo i made my girlfriend bleed last night!!
john: how dude?
bob: i gave her a belarus steam hammer!

Hammered Shit Steak 

The lowest grade steak you can legally buy. You'd think you were eating literal hammered shit.
I went to Denny's and ate their Hammered Shit Steak then had a violent green meat attack.