Sposa 

an acronym that stands for Stupid Piece Of Shit Apprentice. It is what you call a trades apprentice from the beginning of their apprenticeship until the end of time. It doesn't matter if they are competent, extremely skilled, knowledgeable or even likable. They will forever be known, lovingly, as a Stupid Piece of Shit Apprentice. One should be so lucky to be one.

Who worked on this lockwire? It looks like the handiwork of a Sposa.

That's not my job. It's Sposa's.

Erik? That's not my name. You may address me as Supreme Leader Sposa, you peasant.

Sposa by aminam July 25, 2020

sposa 

A shortened version of “supposed”.

I’m sposa be at Rural King at 5:00 to pick up the straw bales..

sposa by Knocky Roo True Blue April 11, 2018

Streme Spoats 

The act of using a vehicle in an extreme or destructive manner at high speeds while doing a job or an important task . First used by two men speeding destructively on a watercraft going upstream on rapids, hence the name "streme". (Ex-treme + st-ream = Streme) and (sports = Spoats).

"We'll get there soon, but we gotta do some Streme Spoats!"

"The destination is right here, but we gotta do some Streme Spoats first!"

A guy going upstream or down a mountain in a vehicle : "STREME SPOATS!"

Streme Spoats by DaleSnailTrail September 8, 2015

Sosage Rolex 

The art of wrapping ones penis around another person wrist.

Chris: "Oh my, that's one nice Sosage Rolex you have there"
Paul: "Yeah, I inherited it off my grandfather."

Sosage Rolex by eNxi June 8, 2009

sosalism 

form of government created by chief keef to love no thotties.

“Aye Chris that’s against Sosalism policy, you can’t be with her”

sosalism by luv no thotties May 7, 2020

Spokane Shoehorn

A sexual maneuver involving the insertion of a gentleman's testes and scrotum into a lady's vagina during coitus. The maneuver can be accomplished manually or with the aid of a shoehorn, giving rise to the maneuver's name as well as the oft-quoted saying "sometimes you just have to shoehorn them in there."

Steve: "I gave her the ole Spokane Shoehorn last night!"
Ryan: "Ladies love a man with flexible balls. Have you tried the anal Spokane Shoehorn?"
Steve: "The Spokane Valley Shoehorn?! I thought that was a myth."
Ryan: "No, it's real. My brother's friend's dad performed the first one in 1974."

Spokane Shoehorn by Bobby A. Smith August 20, 2013

Mt. Spokane High School 

A high school that's 95% white kids, except those few foreign exchange students. Known for there landscaped lawns, fully loaded SUV's, and smartphones.

Mt. Spokane high school student: Hey an I borrow your phone to look up Red Lobster's number?
Other Mt. Spokane student: sure! I could give you a ride, I get the Esclade tonight.

Mt. Spokane High School by Hollywoodqaz October 26, 2011