Snookered my pants Share definition Flag He was running to the toilet so fast cos The brown of his turd was touching the white of his pants. I was dying for a shit. I think I've snookered my pants. Snookered my pants by Fistofsausages December 5, 2020 0 0 Get merch Get the Snookered my pants mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch