Side Hams Share definition Flag When a girl with lower back fat wears tight pants and a tight shirt and the view from behind looks like she's smuggling two hams on her sides above her ass. "That girl would be really hot if she did'nt have those big ass side hams" Side Hams by SITKO April 2, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Side Hams mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch