Shrimpooning 

To spoon and suck on ones toes. Sitting in partners lap cuddling while the person in the front is sucking on the person in the back's toes. It is a great way to cuddle and be sexy at the same time.

Guy 1:"So what did you and your girlfriend do last night?"
Guy 2: "We were shrimpooning for a couple hours, she was so comfty in my lap, and she tickled my toes at the same time!!"
Guy 1: "Wow that sounds amazing! I need to do that with my girlfriend!!"

Shrimpooning by lolzitsblondeeliza October 13, 2011

Shampooning 

Verb - The dexterity required act of massaging a girl's hair while simultaneously exploring her mouth. Occurs most commonly in public spaces.

Yo look at Cliff over there Shampooning the shit out of that girl. Are we in a club or a Pantene-ProV commercial?

Shampooning by EBITDeezNutz March 22, 2011

The Shrimpening

When an overwhelming amount of shrimps appear in a normal conversation and completely derails it

There's too many shrimps this must be The Shrimpening

The Shrimpening by PilotBurrito December 10, 2024