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Sheffield United 

Biggest club in Sheffield and Yorkshire. Gods club, supported all over the world for their fantastic football and winning ways.

Sheffield is red and white.
*Do you support Sheffield Wednesday?
**nah their tinpot wankers, I support Sheffield United, like everyone should
*cheers pal I will too and I’ll tell my mates about them
** no problem, biggest club in Yorkshire
Sheffield United by Sheffield Lad February 20, 2020
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Sheffield United 

literally translated from the welsh origin, sheffield united means shit pot and bramall lane was built by nazi communists in 1994 and of course, bramall means not as good as sheffield wednesday in german.
-been to bramall lane recently?
-yeah, what a bag of wank.
- Sheffield United all over really.
Sheffield United by GAZISGREAT January 18, 2009

Sheffield united 

A small little football club who have been in the shadow of their rivals a MASSIVE club called Wednesday for many years. A fat little prick named billy sharp can be seen missing chances at their shithole stadium Bramhall lane
“We’re sheffield united and we’re fucking shit

Sheffield United 

Shit and very small club in Sheffield. Whereas Sheffield Wednesday are the biggest team in England

Sheffield United Fan 

A scummy piggy bastard who is are jealous of his own rivals.
Person 1 - 'ur a right sheffield united fan aint ya!'

Person 2 - 'snort snort squeal'