Sausage Fingers

An individual with particularly large fat fingers. Those inflicted knock over on average 5 cups of coffee a day, and could spend over a week trying to thread a needle.

Tunde go and get another cloth. Your sausage fingers have knocked my coffee over.

Again.

Sausage Fingers by Criggy Bar Bar September 17, 2008

Sausage Fingers

^as above^
Also known as 'well hung' in lesbian circles.

"Daaammnn... that chick over there's gote some big sausage fingers. I'm getting horny just looking at them"

Sausage Fingers by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

sausage fingers

When someone has really huge fingers. Fingers big enough to use a replacement for one of those foam hands you can buy at a sporting event.

"Hey Dave, throw up those sausage fingers!! We just got a home run!

sausage fingers by bigelo May 10, 2005

Sausage Fingers

When a person types on a keyboard and hits 2 keys at once
or presses key that hard nearly breaks keyboard

Gary "steves typing again"
Mark "yea you can tell you seen that keyboard jump"
Gray "Yea steve and his sausage fingers"

Sausage Fingers by Weasle1uk January 17, 2008

Sausage Fingers

Small, short, wide, obese fingers that resemble jimmy dean sausages. Makes it nearly impossible to use touch screen technology such as ipods, cellphones, etc.

Her sausage fingers grotesquely touch three letters at once on her touchscreen keyboard.

Sausage Fingers by Garald November 14, 2011

SAUSAGE FINGERS

LARGE STUBBY SAUSAGE LIKE FINGERS, SOMETIMES INCAPABLE OF PERFORMING NORMAL FINGER TYPE TASKS.

LOOK AT CHRIS BASHING AWAY ON HIS KEYBOARD, IT LOOKS LIKE HE HAS SAUSAGE FINGERS

SAUSAGE FINGERS by TWODOGS December 16, 2009

Sausage Fingers

When A Girl has very short but very fat fingers. Mostly found on short fat girls in the enterprise, alabama area.

Hey, check out Sausage Fingers over there!
Somebody get this Sausage Fingers away from me?
God damn that bitch has some Sausage Fingers!

Sausage Fingers by R1crazy May 17, 2003