Salad-Rape

The act of depositing excrement upon an unsuspecting lover/victims body then proceeding to ejaculate upon said excrement

Alew-Yo dude did you hear?...Bernie Salad-Raped that girls face at the party last tuesday

What's Salad-Rape

I dont know man lets go look it up on urban dictionary.com

Salad-Rape by Master of salad December 21, 2008

Plastic Rape Salad 

The sound made by a keyboard

May I have a side of fries with my plastic rape salad?

Plastic Rape Salad by lmfaoiloveit September 11, 2010