Roaminitis 

The urge one feels when desiring to move on from what's been an exclusive relationship

I've got a bad case of roaminitis in my bones right now that can only be healed by hooking up with someone new

Roaminitis by Merg1 October 16, 2016

ramonitis 

when one longs for the buttered goodness of dry Ramon noodles

Person 1: I'm high as fuck...i taste buttered noodles

Person2: That's odd. Have you recently eatin buttered noodles?

Person 1: Nope. Only burgers and sandwichs

Person 2: Interesting. Well I believe you are suffering from a rare condition called Ramonitis

ramonitis by Rijcahcakrd November 2, 2009