Retardashian 

A brainless, whining, self-absorbed fame whore. They are famous for no reason whatsoever and have throngs of cameras following them everywhere they go. Common characteristics of Retardashians include: dark hair, large rear ends and small IQ's. They are often spotted on the arms of large, mouth breathing athletes. They have been known to marry just for fun.

Can you believe that Retardashian ended her marriage after only 72 days?

Retardashian by kcsmawm1 January 28, 2012

Retardasan 

A person who possesses a great talent for creating art. Despite the fact that they are severely retarded.

"I wouldn't expect to see any breath taking works of art being made in this metal hospital. There must be a retardasan around here somewhere."

Retardasan by The Sunrise Moose September 14, 2009