Red turkey

When you slap someone so hard its red and shaped like a turkey, and i hurts like a mofo!

Guy 1. Hey! Why'd you give me a red turkey! It really hurts!
Guy 2. Eh, i was bored.
Guy 1. douche!

Red turkey by ave boss December 8, 2013

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