Could you hold me through the night? Put your lips all over mine salty face when I start crying, could you be my first time? Eat me up like apple pie make me not wanna die love me rough and let me fly get me up yeah get me high tie me down don’t leave my side don’t be a waste of my time

It’s always ily never cyhmttn? pylaom, sfwisc, cybmft? emulap mmnwd lmralmf gmuygmh tmddlms dbawomt

cyhmttn? pylaom, sfwisc, cybmft? emulap mmnwd lmralmf gmuygmh tmddlms dbawomt by Slaygirlboss April 24, 2023

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pylan

It is a relationship with a girl and a boy usually named Paige and Dylan.

Hey man, is Pylan coming to eat with us to night.

pylan by KittyKat173736737;7466/7; December 11, 2016

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Pulling a Pylant

a term used to describe somebody engaging in really edgy behavior, typically in relation to bomb threats or arson jokes. This term should be used to discourage edgy jokes or actions, as Pylant was not a very good man. Bonus points if the recipient is gay or Canadian.

if they continue, or actually go through with one of their jokes, then you should probably find a new friend.

P1: Heh, I'm gonna call in a bomb threat to the school.
P2: Come on, dude, you're pulling a Pylant. You're above edgy jokes.

Pulling a Pylant by The Vacuous Queer November 11, 2025

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