Pussy mites

Another term for "crabs" or "pubic lice". Which are small, six-legged creatures that infect the pubic hair area and lay eggs.

Transmission generally occurs during sexual activity. However, it also can occur through physical contact with contaminated objects such as toilet seats, sheets, and blankets.

Tom gave Mary pussy mites.
Which made her vagina itch at night.
Well Mary never had such a scare when she looked down there for pussy mites were crawling everywhere!