Pornoklaphreptic Share definition Flag (n.) One who is brought to the point of orgasm by exotic sexual movement of the feet. He's always masturbating to Payless Shoe Catalogs; I think he's a pornoklaphreptic. Pornoklaphreptic by ashley & kristen September 23, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the Pornoklaphreptic mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch