Pork Chop Sammich Share definition Flag the act of getting a guy to nut with a bj, immediately followed by chopping off the dick and proceeding to eat it. this douche was pissing me off so i made a pork chop sammich with him in the bedroom. Pork Chop Sammich by twistedtwat April 3, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Pork Chop Sammich mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch