Poptart Retard Share definition Flag A person that everbody hates, he has short brown hair, and wears a phillies jacket. Has nike 6.0s. And u like to throw poptarts at him. Alex Lee Myers stop being a poptart retard. U stupid jew. Ur such a poptart retard Alex. Poptart Retard by Im cool like that April 25, 2009 0 0 Get merch