Poo Crisp Share definition Flag A peice of poo that is delightfully crispy. "Hey Tom!, come look at this poo crisp that's stuck in my ass hair!", "Woah Brian, that sure is crispy!" Poo Crisp by Ricky Denim December 21, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Poo Crisp mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch