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A strange creature that wanders around in Six Flags Magic Mountain, though it never rides any of the attractions, it gets it's enjoyment by scaring various guests of the park. It is rumoured that it snatches children from rides when it is hungry. It is a paying guest, so Six Flags can't kick him out if you complain.
Guy: "Hey, the plant guy made my wife have an attack and then ate my son!
Worker: "Did you sign the waiver?"
Guy: "Yes."'
Worker: "Then deal with it."
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Black guy pant syndrome 

The act of a white male sagging his pants beyond belief due to the fact that his surrounding friends are black.
Mac Miller suffers from severe black guy pant syndrome

Don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan 

A phrase to say whenever your team is losing in a videogame or when shit is going down and people are discussing about it.
If you know things won't get any better, say this.
PussyDestroyer69: Guys we we suck a lot, we are losing fast.
EdgyIdiot: Hey don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan , we're going to win this.

Jessica: How the hell are we going to pass the maths test tomorrow?
Nathan: I'm going to get an other F, I couldn't do shit with all the homework we had this week
Josh: don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan, we just need some time