Penizoid 

A writing object usually made with wood also known as a pencil.

He put his penizoid on the paper

Penizoid by Penizoid January 30, 2019

penisoidal formation 

When you're so much of a dickhead you're actually beggining to look like one.

Him: Dude, I totally did your sister.
You: You're dead you penisoidal formation.

penisoidal formation by Forseti April 30, 2006

penitoid 

Noun. A person with an abnormal thought process which centers on (for men) or focusses on (for women) the penis. A person whose mental focus is on the penis, usually to the exclusion of other, often more relevant, considerations. A man who thinks with his penis; a woman who fetishizes the penis in her thought processes.

Dude, that beotch is a real penitoid.

penitoid by Buscho December 7, 2006