Pee ruse Share definition Flag Telling someone that they peed their pants while drunk when it was really you who peed. A piss frame of sorts. Lee Proudlock pissed all over the place and blamed Neal. It was a total pee ruse. Pee ruse by pooter diddler September 23, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the Pee ruse mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch