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Patochka 

Consumer technology products with lackluster or outdated design. More often than not these items are bulky and appear to have been conceived and manufactured by the Soviets.
Man 1: Dude, do you have a laptop, I have to show you the new Fiat commercial with Catrinel Menghia?

Man 2: It's in the other room.

Man 1: (Calling from other room) I don't see it. Where is it?

Man 2: Right there, on the desk!

Man 1: (Entering room carrying laptop with two hands) Dude, this thing is such a Patochka! I thought it was your Dad's old stereo receiver at first.
Patochka by King of Flava March 22, 2012
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Someone who is cute and funny, or has just done something adorable.
Oh, they are such a papochka, i just love it when people send me flowers.
papochka by andapancho January 24, 2011
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