Paragraphitis 

A condition when you don't feel like reading anything that does not have multiple paragraphs or the paragraphs are ridiculously long.

I'm not reading this, I have a severe case Paragraphitis. Could you change it up, please?

Paragraphitis by MrTriangulum February 7, 2010

paragraphics 

How print designers design websites. Instead of using standard text, they make their paragraphs using large graphics where they can control everything about the type.

Reuben uses paragraphics because he doesn't understand web design.

paragraphics by jamjam1 June 1, 2009