Pad Thai 

A Noodle dish from Thailand. Pad Thai is made from rice noodles, tofu, scallions, garlic, crushed peanuts, egg and sprouts fried in a wok and tossed in a sauce made with fish sauce, sugar, tamarind paste ( although, not traditionally) and rice vinegar. Vegan versions are made the same minus the egg and fish sauce. If no fish sauce is used they will use soy sauce.

Remi: "mmmm baby this pad thai is sooo good!"

Pad Thai by D.hani May 1, 2013

Pad Thai 

Way to response to something in Cumbria, to agree

We’re having a rough day aren’t we....

pad Thai mate

Pad Thai by Cumbrianperson November 17, 2020

Pad Thai 

A sex act similar to a quentin tarantino movie in which the end of the act comes before the beginning, in the following steps:

1. A man starts off a date/pickup/introduction by asking a female if she likes pad thai
2. Takes her to a thai restaurant and orders pad thai
3. Leaves restaurant with doggie bag of leftover pad thai and sets on the nightstand
4. Has sex with female/hooker
5. Throws old pad thai in her face
6. Asks her if she likes pad thai now

This works with really any food but especially old pad thai

Yea man we had a great time I fed her some pad thai last night

Pad Thai by blufalufagus May 12, 2011

pad thai 

Slang for marijuana.

While we were driving to the beach, we smoked the pad thai and stopped at Bed, Biscuit and Beyond because we had the munchies.

pad thai by Aandy June 19, 2008

Cincinnati Pad Thai

When you reverse tit fuck an Asian girl, same as a Cincinnati Bowtie, but with an Asian slant to it, if you will.

How about we head to my place for drinks and a little Cincinnati Pad Thai?
>>Me love you long time, Joe!

Cincinnati Pad Thai by Mr. Softey January 28, 2009

Pad Thaiarrhea 

1. A bowel conditioning resulting from eating poorly prepared Pad Thai.

2. A dish to be served to someone you dislike. Here is the recipe:

Ingredients:
Pad Thai

Directions:
Eat Pad Thai.
Marinate in stomach for two hours.
Mix in small intestine for six hours.
Bake in large intestine for two hours at 98.6 degrees.
Form into small loafs with colon (consistency will vary).
Serve on best china.

Voila!

This dish is sometimes called "Thai Surprise."

Number Of Servings: Will vary.

Preparation Time: Will vary depending on personal issues.

That is the last time I ever eat at THAT restaurant! Their noodles gave me Pad Thaiarrhea for three days.

After my former landlord refused to return my deposit, I whipped him up a steaming plate of Pad Thaiarrhea and left it on his doorstep in a Chinese takeout box.

Pad Thaiarrhea by Rogan January 7, 2007