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Podnesia 

1. A form of amnesia common among iPod and mp3 users. "Podnesiacs" have downloaded so many songs that they can't remember what's already on their device.

2. The mental condition that propels people to purchase (download) the same song more than once.
I think Tracy has Podnesia. She just downloaded "Last Train to Clarksville" for the third time in six months.
Podnesia by Peter Kobs August 19, 2009

podnored 

To be ignored by a person with the aid of an ipod or similar device. Generally people podnore to escape other wise awkward confrontations or conversations.
"Man, I saw Jill walking in my direction, I didn't want to have an awkward conversation so I just wipped out my Ipod and podnored her."

"Dave sat next to me in science class today, I tried to make some small talk but he just podnored me."
podnored by mepuka November 27, 2007

pornmark 

To switch someone's bookmarks with porn sites without their awareness. Bonus points if you have an angelic smile while doing so.
I pornmarked my roommate yesterday. Should've seen the expression on her face when she opened 'facebook' yesterday.
pornmark by Yvain October 10, 2011
Podna is a very close, or just a friend of yours.
Tonight I am going to go hang out with my podna.
podna by Dusty *cHoPPA July 27, 2006

podmaster 

Leader of the pack, the gang, the squad. Usually very tall dude named Ethan, who is feared by little freshman boys and girls. THE POD MASTER.

Might do drugs in the bathroom.
Ethan: What did you call me again, podmaster?
Xavier: POD MASTER
okay, podner, lemme handle it myself!
podner by Phan Minh Tung July 8, 2006