Ogre-y

When two Ogres are about to get it on ;)

Fiona: do you wanna get ogre-y? ;)
Shrek: ohhh yeaaaaah

Ogre-y by Unkn0wn73 January 12, 2019

Ogre-y

When two fellow ogres are about to get it on ;)

Fiona: hey, you ready to get ogre-y? ;)
Shrek: ohhh yeeeeaaah

Ogre-y by Unkn0wn73 January 12, 2019

It’s not Ogre yet

The second part of the well known fable known as “Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life”

It’s the last day of school, and I’m in my last class. I’m talking with my super cool teacher, thanking him for a Shrektastic year. “It was charming to be with you” he told me… N-no! It can’t be… I turned around towards him, it’s just who I suspected, it was Prince Charming this whole time… I lunge after him, trying to lodge onions in his pretty boy rectum, but it was no use. As soon as I uncover his anus, Fairy Godmother emerges, and puts a layer restriction spell on me. “It’s all ogre now”, Just as when I thought my last layer was being stripped from my soul, Shrek crashes through the ceiling. Yes..! Without a moments hesitation, Shrek grabs Prince Charming by the dick, rips it off and strangles him with it. Fairy Godmother tried to fly away, but Shrek pulled out his Onion-zooka, Fairy Godmother burns to ashes. Shrek restores my layers, and gives me an onion. I go home with a sore anus from his massive ogre sized shaft.

Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life

It’s not Ogre Yet…

It’s never Ogre…

It’s not Ogre yet by PilgrimKid September 7, 2023