Nucking Futjob Share definition Flag A way to degrade an individual without actually cursing/swearing or being censored by comment moderators. That girl that thanked God for the atheist-killing tsunami was SUCH a nucking futjob! Nucking Futjob by BenMx March 30, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Nucking Futjob mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch