Nigga Technology 

Useless, pointless technology invented for the apparent purpose of prolonging a simple task beyond the length of time it should take. Nigga Technology is always used by a nigga, nigga meaning ignorant muthafucka.

Originally heard on the "Let's Nab Oprah" episode of The Boondocks

"You mean aside from the fact that texting is the stupidest fucking thing in the world? I mean, why would anyone in their right mind spend fifteen minutes tryin' to type some shit they could've called and said in five seconds? Plus, it involves typing with your thumbs! Which I just don't approve of. Fuck, I don't know about you, but I don't have time to read nothin' that a motherfucker typed with they thumbs. Fun Fact: Nothing typed by someone's thumbs has ever been important. It's all just Nigga Technology anyway."- Gin Rummy

Nigga Technology by My name May 1, 2006

nigga technology 

Useless, pointless crap used by niggas, another term for ignorant muthafuckas who attempt to over complicate a simple task and make things take longer than they should. Nigga technology is used by niggas and it never plugs into a printer because niggas never have anything to print.

Gin Rummy: Basically, nigga technology is asomething that doesn't plug into a printer. Does that plug into a printer?

Ed Wuncler: No

Gin Rummy: Wanna know why?

Ed Wuncler: Why?

Gin Rummy: 'Cause niggas never have nothin' to print.

- The Boondocks

nigga technology by I-dawg September 4, 2006

Nigga Technology 

Nigga Technology is any kind of technology that is either pointless or stupid. ie.

Man 1:Why are you sending text messages from a pager when you have a cell phone?
Dumbass: Cuz' I can
Man 1: That's Nigga Technology for you.

Nigga Technology by BanditmanEXE October 15, 2006

nigga technology 

as seen on boondocks:
"nigga technology" is when a technological gadget is useless and ment to waste your time/money.

"WAIT man, i needa send this text message to my girlfriend"
"damn man, thats nigga technology."

nigga technology by xnd51591 July 16, 2008

nigga technology 

Nigga technology- technology for niggas, and by that I mean ignorant muthafuckas of all races that try to proliferate the urban black male stereotypes portrayed predominantly in hip hop music

A: Textin and shit is just nigga technology, and dont start trippin callin me a racist and shit because I mean nigga as a general term for ignorant mothafuckas.

B:Yeah, cuz I be textin my weed man and shit because he dont like to talk on the phone and shit...

A: Case in point

-Boondocks, the crazy white boys

nigga technology by Pat in the fucking hat April 21, 2006

nigga technology 

Nigga technology- technology for niggas, and by that I mean ignorant muthafuckas of all races that try to proliferate the urban black male stereotypes portrayed predominantly in hip hop music

A: Textin and shit is just nigga technology, and dont start trippin callin me a racist and shit because I mean nigga as a general term for ignorant mothafuckas.

B:Yeah, cuz I be textin my weed man and shit because he dont like to talk on the phone and shit...

A: Case in point

-Boondocks, the crazy white boys

nigga technology by Pat in the fucking hat April 21, 2006

Nigga Technology 

Anything that doesn't plug into a printer; technology for niggas.
Don't start trippin' calling me a racist, I don't mean nigga in a disrespectful way, I mean it as a general term for an ignorant motherfucker. Anybody of any race can be an ignorant motherfucker

All nigga technology does is let dumb niggas talk to other dumb niggas about dumb nigga shit.

Nigga Technology by Pokedex #184 May 24, 2018