Nerverek 

Something deadly that kills people or things in a gruesome yet beautiful way; such that those associated with it look cooler.

I'd like to unleash a Nerverek on Himesh Reshammiya; "Please don't Nerverek me, i promise i'll listen to Pain Of Salvation and appreciate them."

Nerverek by loyBot January 17, 2011

Nerverection 

An erection you get when you're nervous especially when you happen to be wearing clothing that makes it more than obvious.

School Talent Show

Mike: Dude! That guy has a nerverection!.

Ralph: He must be really nervous, bro.

Nerverection by Farkum August 5, 2012