Mongolian monkey 

When you're fucking a girl doggystyle, discreetly shit in your hand, then right before your about to cum you cover her mouth with the shitty hand until you cum.

"Last night I gave your mom a Mongolian monkey and got shit all over your living room and made her clean it!"

Mongolian monkey by Winterfart69 July 27, 2019

mongolian monkey matinee 

A mongolian monkey matinee is the central asian derivation of the european monkey face, an act in which a guy simultaneously wadges and throws a handful of short and curlies in the face of some dirty strumpet.

The mongolian monkey matinee differs by using pre clipped strands of anal beard from the gooch or the chode and is performed first thing in the morning so that the unsuspecting mutter does not get a chance to turn away from the impending anal beard / ball juice double combo.

"Jenny looks so peaceful sleeping. I almost don't want to wake her. But my urge to litter her chops with jizzy gooch hairs is too strong to resist...bam bam, mongolian monkey matinee!"

mongolian monkey matinee by BB Smizzle May 19, 2008

Mongolian Cluster Monkey

The Mongolian Cluster Monkey is similar in build to an adult chimpanzee with long fur. The Mongolian Cluster Monkey has figured out how to combine a Clusterfuck with a Monkey Fuck. They always act in large groups. And when they visit, you're left not knowing what happened, or where you are. You only know that it was loud loud, messy, violent, and involuntary.

Sorry I'm late, I got a visit from the Mongolian Cluster Monkeys.

Mongolian Cluster Monkey by DraconusDraconum May 20, 2025