Midnight Poo 

Having to get up out of your warm bed past midnight to poo, but you hold it in until the last minute because you dread the cold air and toilet set.

Joe "Dang I gotta take a midnight poo, but im warm...maybe it'll go away."
5 minutes later...
Joe"Oh crap I gotta take a poo!! get out of my way granny that cold toilet seat is mine!"
Joe (post fecal deployment) "Brrrrrr"

Midnight Poo by YourAwesome! December 14, 2011

Midnight Poon 

Hooking up with a woman late at night or very early morning 10:30pm-1:30am

Person A: "Damn i'm lonely, lets go to a bar and get some midnight poon."

Person B: "ok sure, but you cover the tab, i'll buy the condoms,"

Midnight Poon by i like sanwiches June 23, 2010