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Michigan Milkshake

When you ejaculate inside of your partner’s rectum, then drive around a roundabout in -20 degree weather until the semen forms a milkshake, which is then pushed back out into your mouth.

Additional substances can be added to create variants; including but not limited to period blood to create strawberry, poop to create chocolate, or a mixture of both for neapolitan.
I gave Gavin Forbes a delicious Neapolitan Michigan milkshake last night!

michigan muddy milkshake 

the act of pooping in a cup then ejaculating and or jizzing into the same cup then making your women eat that shit, then she will have a delicious snake and shut up already
dude she shut up when i gave her that michigan muddy milkshake