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Mexican Shart

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This is the Mother of all sharts. When you try to simply fart and power spray liquid shit which soaks through your underwear and runs down the back of your legs.
We all had to take a pay cut to keep our jobs. Then we found out the asshole paid his son in law a 9K bonus for being a summer intern. I ate a whole jar of jalapenos and sprayed his front door with a Mexican Shart! You can still see the stains from the runny shit!!
by DJ SK1 "Spankamus Khan" October 12, 2010
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Mexican Flag Shaft

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During sex the most patriotic man will super glue a flag to his penis and wave it as the others suck him off. This is a way to show true Mexican heritage.
In premarital sex between men of mixed races usually between 6 and 10 men there will be a man to pull the Mexican flag shaft.
by Thenickfebicoffical March 4, 2022
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