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McCainiac 

Some one who is an extreme supporter of John McCain
That guy is a McCainiac!
McCainiac by Zack2010 March 22, 2009

McCainiac 

One who is obsessed with John McCainm aka a huge douchebag.
That kid who drives a hummer is such a mccainiac
McCainiac by Nick Herdman March 17, 2009

McCainiac 

A chest-thumping, brown-person-hating warmonger who wants an ever expanding American empire.
McCainiacs think that Muslims attack us because we are supposedly free.
McCainiac by John Delano January 31, 2008

McCannical 

The process of offing your child and covering it up in an efficient controlled manner.
He set about his grim task with McCannical efficiency
McCannical by Disastrous June 6, 2011

John McCaining

To have a very conservative strategy when playing Super Smash Brothers in hopes to just be the last man standing while accomplishing nothing during gameplay.

This usually includes avoiding contact with other players altogether while occasionally throwing projectiles or using an item. A person who was John McCaining will usually end the match with a win and only one K.O.

Generally, this will cause everybody to detect that said player is John McCaining and then focus solely on knocking them off for several seconds, creating an adverse effect.

This practice can often be detected by hearing a flood of "come on, step it up" and "you're too slow."
"I can't believe I'm already down to one life, I think I'll be John McCaining the rest of this one out."

Mccainpalin 

n. The sensation of two elderly midgets wearing wooden clogs crawl up your ass and preform a tap-dance.
Aw, fuck me. that triple-habanero taco bell deluxe really did a Mccainpalin on my bowels.
Mccainpalin by MEGslayer January 30, 2010