Maltese Proposal 

When you have tried every other strategy to get that filthy blozzer you've been crying out for so your only last option is to get down on one knee and give your life away.

"She hasn't touched my slug for months, think I might have to use the Maltese Proposal this weekend."

"Used the Maltese Proposal this weekend. It was a carnival of saliva."

Maltese Proposal by Jimmy Burtgoals November 4, 2018