Life Lag 

When someone is just slow in all aspects of life.

Robbie, " Hey guys, I finally graduated high school."
Robbie suffers from a bad case of life lag.

Life Lag by MasterFox November 18, 2010

Life Lag 

When you space out for roughly two seconds, long enough to forget what you were doing. This is sometimes preceded by daydreaming and followed by weird stares from friends when you look around trying to figure out where you are.

Rob: Why is Steve just sitting there?

Micheal: He's got life lag.

(Gets up and flicks Steve)

Steve: Holy--What? (Steve looks around)

Life Lag by MattSwan14 December 5, 2009