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lethal weapon 

1) An amazing series of films about two cops who end up being really great friends, and have a travelling saxaphonist following them around all the time (you'll know if you have seen the films)
2) A person who is lethal in many forms of combat
1) Lethal Weapon 4 is the best of the series, because of Chris Rock and the immense humour
2) I am a lethal weapon. Fear me
lethal weapon by Lee Simi July 18, 2004

Lethal Weapon Cigarette 

A totally crumpled, but still smokable cigarette, usually caused by sitting on it. This comes from a scene out of the Lethal Weapon film where Mel Gibson has fallen off a bridge and wants to smoke a cigarette to beat the unbearable pain.
"Oh dammit, you sat on my pack of cigarettes, now I have a Lethal Weapon cigarette"

Lethal Weapon 2 

When your legs fall asleep while taking a dump. Just like Murtaugh in Lethal Weapon 2.
Man I just had an awesome Lethal Weapon 2. I could barely get off the toilet seat.

That was a great Lethal Weapon 2. I almost had to call you in to help me up.

Wow that was a Lethal Weapon 2 dump. I almost had to call in the bomb squad.
Lethal Weapon 2 by Bearfighter September 9, 2011

non-lethal weapon 

A false term used mainly in a court of law or in government owned scientific research into weapons that describes a "weapon" not used to directly kill. Unfortunately/Fortunately, there is no such thing.
Nerd/Government official: This dusty stuff knocks out all of an area's electricity supply, resulting in no deaths. Not one death can be directly attributed to this.


Gumba: *grabs the stuff and stabs the nerd/official through the eye, piecing his brain and killing him*


You can't arrest me, he said it himself. No death will ever be attributed to this weapon.

I own 20 thousand lethal weapons 

A phrase used to tell someone that they own 20 thousand lethal weapons.
joe: "hey i own 20 thousand lethal weapons"
bob: "cool"
*20 thousand f-15 fighter jets appear behind joe*
bob: "what the fuck"

Lethal weapons season 3 

Fucking cancer, it's like if someone asked me what cancer was i would litterally just show them season 3 of Lethal weapons
My gandma just died of Lethal weapons season 3