King Kong Crusher Share definition Flag The act of climbing the Empire State Biulding to defecate over the edge in a way that it will kill someone. The man was killed by a King Kong Crusher, judging by the feces on his forehead. King Kong Crusher by !DICKJUSTICE! May 30, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the King Kong Crusher mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch