Ken Cock Share definition Flag A Ken Cock is a male who instead of having a cock and balls has a small mound instead of gentials. lt is named after Barbies boyfriend Ken who is without a penis. I heard Scotty couldn't get laid cos he has a Ken Cock. Ken Cock by Schapman June 24, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the Ken Cock mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch