Juanukitis 

A disease derived from Mexico that causes one to act out irrational and unwonted behavior. Such behaviors can include singing horendous 90s rap songs, slight to severe head twitching, swelling of the antecubital and popliteal and the need to carp on ones writing and/or grammar skills.

Juanukitis symptoms include: onion smelling fingertips, neck pains, and severe giggles.

Juanukitis by Minotaurs September 30, 2009

junkitis 

a chick with a ridiculously sized ass bigger than a donk like im talkin two basketballs in her pants nigga

dude did you see that chicks ass

yeah looks like she got junkitis

junkitis by macgyver534210 October 3, 2009