Jose Canseco Share definition Flag A fucking cuntbag that squeals on steroid users in MLB just to make himself, an admitted steroid user, look better My friend turned into Jose Canseco and now everybody hates him becasue he's a douche bag. Jose Canseco by angelos h8er September 7, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Jose Canseco mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch