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Jizz Hands 

Hands that are covered in a generous layer of semen, usually after having given multiple hand jobs. Jizz hands make completing everyday tasks a real hassle.
*Phone rings*

Mom: "Sweetheart, can you answer my phone. I have jizz hands at the moment. You're father packs one hell of a load!"

Son: "Ok."

*Son answers phone with a fresh pair of jizz hands of his own after spanking his meat, covering the phone in a crucible of hot semen*
Jizz Hands by nolstar December 17, 2016

jizz hands 

A display of jazz hands that occurs following a gay musical or dance number, during which another performer's semen is deposited onto the hands of the guilty party.
I wanted to shake Eric's hand after his performance, but decided not to when he ended with a bow and jizz hands.
jizz hands by Lady marmalade April 5, 2008

Jizz hands 

1.) An air blowjob, complete with money shot.

2.) Your hands after you're done masturbating. If done too much, it can be like a rain dance and cause the sky to rain cum.
1.)I was so hot I went and jizz handed the fan.

2.) After masturbation, it's awesome to hold your jizz hands to the sky and let the rain cum.
Jizz hands by Zephyrzkingdom August 11, 2010

jizz hands 

Not to be confused with jazz hands. A temporary condition that occurs when a guy finishes masturbating, primarily in the shower, and he looks down at his hands to see some jizz still there. He tries to wash it off, bit it just stays on his hand, then moves to the other hand, then back. He finally gets it off and onto the shower floor after like 5 minutes of trying. This is why you have to make sure the jizz hits the floor, not your hands.
Gary: ...ahhhhhh...
Gary: Okay, now I'm done fapping and can now focus on my sad, lonely existence. Let me just look at my hands before I wash my hair - wait, what? Dammit, I guess I got jizz hands.
jizz hands by 508gang June 26, 2017

Jizz Hands 

The act of cumming into your hands and then shaking them vigorously.
"After sex, I like to do jizz hands to celebrate."
Jizz Hands by John Locke 'n' Load September 22, 2017

Jizz Hands 

It's kind of like jazz hands, except instead of shaking your hands around with your fingers pointing up into the air, you point them towards the ground as you frantically try and shake the jizz free.
When I looked down and saw my hands, I ended up doing jizz hands all around the bedroom.
Jizz Hands by nanomaton August 5, 2017

Jizz Hands 

After masturbating rub your sperm on both hands and shakes your hands back and forth as if your air drying them.
"Get ready for the grand finish...Jizz Hands"

"You haven't done the Jizz Hands you haven't been masturbating correctly"
Jizz Hands by JugheadJo March 25, 2019