Jesus cake

Something which tastes so freakin' good it must have been made by Jesus.

Tim: Wow. This food is great!

James: Yeah, I know. It must be a Jesus cake.

Jesus cake by am138 September 11, 2009

jesusmaker 

Refers to Jagermeister. More specifically, the courage or feelings of invincibility that can accompany consuming Jagermeister. One feels more "Godlike".

I drank a fifth of jesusmaker and woke up in a ditch with no pants on.

jesusmaker by drew buryme June 12, 2009

Holy JesusCakes! 

An exclamation of epic, holy, cakeworthy proportions.

Nathan: Dude. Miley Cyrus was just crucified for being Satan.

Chandler: HOLY JESUSCAKES! THE WORLD HAS JUST BEEN CLEANSED OF THE SCOURGE OF THE EARTH!

Holy JesusCakes! by Piss T. Aker January 2, 2010