Jesus Poker

People on Facebook that post Bible verses as their status updates in a way to show that they are Christians in an annoying way, or to state that they are better people by knowing Bible verses.

Alana posted another Psalm as her status. She is such a Jesus Poker.

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Jesus Poker by Anti Saint September 22, 2009

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jesusposer

A un-inverted lukewarm homofag who blindly follows the beliefs of a bunch of pedophiles.

Look at that jesusposer, he believes in god...gayfag.

jesusposer by Doogy McDoogy August 1, 2006

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