Ivan Dobsky 

Character from the UK TV series Monkey Dust.
a.k.a. The Meatsafe Murderer

I'm Ivan Dobsky
The Meatsafe Murderer
Only I Never done it
I Only Said I Done It So They'd Take The Jump Cables Off Me Testicles"

Ivan Dobsky by Carnophage December 15, 2004

Ivan Dobski 

Ivan Dobski, The meat safe murderer, Only he didnt do it, He only said he'd done it so theyd......

Take his bellend out the magimix
Take his head out of the box of wasps
ect ect

See Monkey dust

Travels everywhere on his space hopper Mr Hoppy, when released kills someone to go back "Home" (Prison)

Ivan Dobski by Mr Hoppy January 13, 2005