Hobo Breakfast 

To strike a person in the stomach out of anger or spite

Gary gave the mugger a "hobo Breakfast"

Hobo Breakfast by Not a hobo May 4, 2004

hobo's breakfast 

A meal at the beginning of the day consisting mainly of unwanted oral sex, boiled beans, and rummaging.

**Some cultures follow up with a half bottle of mouthwash or a few cap fulls of isopropyl alcohol.

Old Junkyard Bob was surprised when he awoke to Slippery Sam serving him a hobo's breakfast on Christmas morning.

hobo's breakfast by do0tz December 1, 2017