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hippovaginus 

A woman whose vagifat combined with her huge ass and stomach resemble a large angry hippopotamus.
Her Hippovaginus was ungulating to the sound of the oncoming ice cream trucks jingle.
hippovaginus by gobbledegook October 3, 2007

hippobackflip 

A backflip performed by a hippo. Hippos do backflips all the time. Hippos like ninjas a lot.
That hippo flipped out, did some hippobackflips and exploded in a thin cloud of blood that hovered above the ground. This all when a ninja was wailing standing on a dead piratebody that moved along the shore.
hippobackflip by kukel June 12, 2003

hippobastard 

noun.

Commonly used amongst friends but originally a term used to label someone who is a heffer.

Often shortened in texts to hipbas to save on characters.
Have you seen her? She's a right hippobastard.
hippobastard by The Pershon March 6, 2011

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The fear of long words and other forms of literature being sized down to more bite-size strings of letters.
"Well, I'm afraid you have Hippomagnuscolossalingensmetuslongarumverborumsententiarumpoematalibrietlitteraeetlliaeformaescripturaeetlinguaemediocriusqueadparvaverbasententiaspoematalibrietlitteraeetaliaeformeescribendietlinguaeiphobia"