Hearnkl

The "Hipster" equivalent of a best friend. Is usually seen in flannel and a beanie. Has the ability to beatbox. Is artistically inclined and sings songs that most don't know, or if they do it's only the chorus they know, but a Hearnkl can sing into the whole verse and sometimes even the whole song. Also, a Skrillex look alike. Makes horrible puns.

"You're such a Hearnkl!"

"That's such a Hearnkl thing to do."

Hearnkl by caroy November 5, 2014

Hearndle 

To masturbate using fire, from the words "hearth" and "fondle"

"The reason why I was in the hospital last night was because I tried to hearndle my balls.

Hearndle by Yo estoy El Mariachi August 6, 2011