Harry White

A boy who will be madly in love with you. Then be a cunt. Threatens you and your mates. Then expect you to come running back. And claims to be depressed and have mental illnesses for attention. Brakes their hands for no reasons.

Girl: “he’s such a Harry white”
Girl 2: “he’s not worth it babes”

Harry White by Horny nan goes November 25, 2018

Harry White

A steaming hot turd

I just took a massive harry white, look out for floaties

Harry White by KetoKrutch February 18, 2020

White Hairy Buffalo 

Your friend/significant other from high school or your hometown that you would’ve married if you never left your hometown. This said person is someone who you always have feelings for, and said feelings reopen like a poorly mended wound every time you see said person.

Ex): Preston is my white hairy Buffalo.

Ex):

Chad: “Dude leave Sarah alone. That’s old news.”

Ben: “yeah Thad, Sarah was a lost cause after high school. She’s your White Hairy Buffalo, man.”

Thad: “Fuq dude.... you’re right.”

White Hairy Buffalo by Shley May 29, 2019

White Hairy Buffalo 

A person from your high school or hometown that you always had some type of crush on. This said person is someone you would’ve married if your paths didn’t veer off from each other. Someone who reopens your old feelings for them like a poorly mended wound every time you see them.

Ex): Chad: Dude, don’t go there man. Sarah was some high school bullshit. She’s your White Hairy Buffalo.

Thad: Damn, Chad you’re so right.

Sarah: *as she walks by Chad and Thad* Oh, hey Thad.

Thad: *gazing after her* I think my feelings just reopened for Sarah like a poorly mended wound.
Chad: what the fuck, bro.

Checklist:

1. Previous crush/significant other
2. From your hometown or high school

3. Think about him/her every now and then

4. Always wonder what he/she is up to when you return home
5. May have dumped recent men/women to try and be with said person

6. “The One That Got Away”

White Hairy Buffalo by Shley May 29, 2019

Big white hairy balls 

the thing under my willy

wow, you have amazing big white hairy balls. I would love to suck them

Big white hairy balls by TheCreatorOfBigWhiteHairyBalls June 12, 2023